“I’m afraid we’re dealing with the actions of The Dark Lord.”

“Never heard of that individual.”

“Oh, The Dark Lord is known by many other names.”

“Like what?”

“The Lord of the Infernal Realms.”

“The Lord of the Infernal Realms. I see.”

“And The Master of Darkness.”

“Oh, I’ve heard of this one. So The Master of Darkness and The Dark Lord are one and the same?”

“Yes, they are.”

“Are there more names?”

“Yes. The Outhouse Shit Fly of Annoyance.”

“Really?”

“Yes, and Mr. Poopyhead.”

“Mr. Poop… Wait! What?”

“Also, Wibble Flibble Bong Bong.”

“Okay, now you’re just making shit up.”

“I swear I’m not!”

“I’m going to go back to my study now. Good luck with The Dark… er… I mean with Wibble Flibble Whatever.”

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