A new episode of NCIS:STI, Special Transistorized Intelligence… (Stop giggling! We ran out of initialisms, ok?)
“What can you tell me about the new case?”
“The criminals used encryption.”
“What is this encryption you’re talking about?”
“It is a method whereby criminals generate a public key and a private key, and the keys…”
“Whoa! That’s a lot of big words. Can you make it simpler?”
“Let me try. BAD MEN HIDE MESSAGES WITH ENCRYPTION. Get it now?”
“I see.”
“It makes our job harder.”
“Well, our job cannot be made harder, so we’ll have to ban it then.”
“But that’s not all.”
“Oh?”
“They also used a car.”
“You and your big words. What’s a ‘car’?”
“It is a four-wheeled vehicle. They used it to escape.”
“I see. Well, we’ll have to ban cars.”
“But that’s still not all.”
“Still more?”
“Yes, they also used breathing.”
“Please explain.”
“It is an ingenious method they use to stay alive by inhaling air into the lungs and exhaling it.”
“We’ll have to ban breathing too, then.”
[Later]
“We’ve been successful. All three bans are going to go into effect just about… now.”
“Wait! You’re still breathing! You’re one of them!”
“You too!!!!”
[Simultaneous bangs… simultaneous thuds…]
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