Client: Hi! I’m looking for this drug. [Points to advertisement.]
Pharmacist: Let me look. Ah, yes. You are looking for the medication called ANUSOL because you need to TAKE CARE OF YOUR ANUS.
C: Not so loud!
P: Nancy, do we have ANUSOL in stock? This client here [points] needs it to TAKE CARE OF HIS ANUS.
Nancy: I don’t know if we have ANUSOL in stock. [Turns to Jim] Do we have ANUSOL in stock. That client over there needs it to TAKE CARE OF HIS ANUS.
Jim: Let me check in the computer if we do have ANUSOL in stock so that this gentleman client can TAKE CARE OF HIS ANUS.
Other Client: Excuse me…
P: I’m sorry. We’re busy figuring out whether we have ANUSOL in stock. This client right there who is burying his face into his hands needs to TAKE CARE OF HIS ANUS.
OC: Oh, I’m sorry. [Turns to the first client.] I hope they do have ANUSOL in stock so that you can TAKE CARE OF YOUR ANUS.
Jim: Blast! We do not have ANUSOL in stock. This client won’t be getting ANUSOL to TAKE CARE OF HIS ANUS from us.
P: I’m sorry. We do not…
C: I heard it. No need to repeat. Do you have something else?
P: Jim, do we have something, other than ANUSOL, that would allow this gentleman to TAKE CARE OF HIS ANUS?
J: Let me check… hmm… yes, we do. We are well stocked with I CAN’T BELIEVE I’VE GOT HEMORRHOIDS. This medicine will help the customer TAKE CARE OF HIS ANUS.
C: How much does it cost?
J: Only your dignity.
C: That ship has sailed, I’d say…
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