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		<title>Woman fixes marriage by divorcing and remarrying husband</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[Julie Wang is not a woman who easily accepts defeat. After years dealing with a dead bedroom, she had enough, and took a page from those Customer Service Representatives that she has to deal with regularly. Julie explains, &#8220;They keep recommending that I reset everything. Have you rebooted your laptop? Have you restarted your modem? [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Julie Wang is not a woman who easily accepts defeat. After years dealing with a dead bedroom, she had enough, and took a page from those Customer Service Representatives that she has to deal with regularly.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Julie explains, &#8220;They keep recommending that I reset everything. Have you rebooted your laptop? Have you restarted your modem? Have you turned your car off and back on? I figured it would not hurt to use a similar method to deal with my dead bedroom.&#8221;</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">That&#8217;s when she decided that the solution to the lack of excitement in the bedroom was to divorce her husband, Bob Wang. &#8220;I was surprised by her decision, but I decided to go along with it. I mean, what else could we try?&#8221; Bob asks.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">So Julie divorced Bob. &#8220;After Julie became a divorcee, she became irresistible to me,&#8221; Bob explains. &#8220;I mean, the fact that she had been married before speaks for itself! What a loser her husband must have been!&#8221; In less than a week, Bob was proposing to her again. They soon remarried. &#8220;We&#8217;re happier than ever!&#8221; Julie told us.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Besides fixing their marriage, the divorce and remarriage procedure also fixed Julies indoor plumbing, her phone, and her car. &#8220;I should have done it earlier,&#8221; she admitted.</p>
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