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		<title>911: man using &#8216;literally&#8217; figuratively causes commotion</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[Jim Strong caused quite a commotion when he called 911 last Saturday. Strong claims he was just trying to help his friend. &#8220;I was fearing for his life. What he was telling me made literally no sense, and I mean &#8216;literally&#8217; literally,&#8221; Strong explains. Strong&#8217;s friend, Mike Johnson, apparently told Strong that his wife was [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Jim Strong caused quite a commotion when he called 911 last Saturday. Strong claims he was just trying to help his friend. &#8220;I was fearing for his life. What he was telling me made literally no sense, and I mean &#8216;literally&#8217; literally,&#8221; Strong explains.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Strong&#8217;s friend, Mike Johnson, apparently told Strong that his wife was leaving him. He explained, &#8220;Then, I told Jim, that I literally hit the ceiling at the news.&#8221; Strong was immediately alarmed at the news that his friend was not only divorcing, but that he had literally hit the ceiling.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">&#8220;As far as I could tell, Mike could have been sitting in the cup of a catapult that went off, sending him splatting into the ceiling. I had no way to tell,&#8221; Strong explains. </p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">When he was asked whether he sought confirmation from Johnson that he needed help, Strong said, &#8220;I asked Mike whether he was alright. He said that he was, but, you know, that&#8217;s exactly what a confused individual with a concussion would say. I couldn&#8217;t trust what he was telling me.&#8221;</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Strong decided to call 911, and send them to Johnson&#8217;s location. The emergency staff quickly established that when Johnson told Strong that he had literally hit the ceiling, he was speaking figuratively.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">When asked for comment, the EMS Chief told us, &#8220;It is important that folks know the distinction between &#8216;literally&#8217; and &#8216;figuratively&#8217; don&#8217;t use the former when you want to use the latter!&#8221;</p>
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