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		<title>Man develops superpowers after being hit by a photon beam</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[Meet Jim Post, an ordinary man. Well, he used to be an ordinary man. That is, until, fate decided otherwise, for, you see, Jim was involved in a freak accident involving a photon beam. Jim explains, &#8220;Yeah, I used to be this ordinary guy, you know. I had a wife, a house, a dog, a [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Meet Jim Post, an ordinary man. Well, he used to be an ordinary man. That is, until, fate decided otherwise, for, you see, Jim was involved in a freak accident involving a photon beam.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Jim explains, &#8220;Yeah, I used to be this ordinary guy, you know. I had a wife, a house, a dog, a car, and so on and so forth. I worked as a clerk at the hardware store. Then, one day, we had a power outage. My colleague, Bob, was going around with his flashlight. That&#8217;s when he accidentally and freakishly pointed his flashlight at me. My world was forever changed.&#8221;</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">The photon beam from Bob&#8217;s flashlight transformed Jim. He explains, &#8220;At first, the photons were blinding me. However, my eyes adjusted. I developed this superpower and started seeing them.&#8221; The <em>them</em> Jim is referring to are extraterrestrials that only Jim can see.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">He continues, &#8220;Their first message was one of deception. They told me, &#8216;Jim. It&#8217;s me, Bob.&#8217; They even used Bob&#8217;s voice, but I&#8217;m not fooled. I don&#8217;t know why, but they are trying to deceive me into thinking they are Bob.&#8221;</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Since this fateful night, Jim has been asking his wife to shine more photon beams into his eyes, so that he&#8217;d be able to commune with the deceitful extraterrestrials. He told us, &#8220;This time, they pretended to be my wife, but I&#8217;m still not fooled!&#8221;</p>
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