funeral – The Daily Isotope https://www.thedailyisotope.com A satirical news site! Mon, 13 Jul 2026 17:20:01 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0.2 https://www.thedailyisotope.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/image-1-scaled-1-150x150.png funeral – The Daily Isotope https://www.thedailyisotope.com 32 32 A 350-year-old fly https://www.thedailyisotope.com/2026/07/13/a-350-year-old-fly/ https://www.thedailyisotope.com/2026/07/13/a-350-year-old-fly/#respond Mon, 13 Jul 2026 17:19:26 +0000 https://www.thedailyisotope.com/2026/07/13/a-350-year-old-fly/ “Tonight, folks, we have a special treat. We’re going to do an interview with a 350-year-old fly. It is really a great privilege to have you here tonight, fly. Please tell me, how do you feel?”

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“That’s great to hear. I wish I’d feel like this too when I get to be your age. What advice do you have for the younger folks out there?”

“…”

“Hello?”

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“Well, this was the interv… I mean… the funeral of a 350-year-old fly. Stay tuned for the news.”

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