“Yes, I love that song.”

“Aha! Did your ears DARE listen to the notes of this song?”

“Er… I wouldn’t say that they dared, no.”

“Dammit!”

“But they did hear the song.”

“YES! I must FIGHT you to DEATH, then!”

“Why?”

“Scallywag! I OWN the rights to that song.”

“Oh, you wrote the song, or made the music?”

“Now, don’t be silly. I did none of this. I just, you know, own the RIGHTS.”

“Ah.”

“I’m picking copyright law as my WEAPON. What WEAPON do you choose?”

“Er… common sense?”

“Drats!”

“What?”

“You win. I cannot do anything against COMMON SENSE.”

#TheDailyIsotope #AutisticWriters #microfiction #music

There is a new trend sweeping the world of musical entertainment. You’ve surely heard about pop music, but have you heard about the brand-new trend of poop music?

James Wilson, a poop music aficionado, explains, “See, I like to listen to music in the bathroom. You know, while I’m on the throne. Poop music fits the bill perfectly. It also helps with what I’m doing.”

Nancy Smith, also a connoisseur of poop music, told us, “Have you heard the Diarrhea of Saint George? Every single time it comes on, it makes me want to run to the bathroom for a number two. Exquisite!”

We went to a specialty shop to interview the owner, Bill Bones. He said, “Yeah, poop music is the new thing. Setting up shop was a bit complicated, however, because of all the bathroom you need for the customers. You don’t want to have someone doing their business right in the middle of the store.”