pizza – The Daily Isotope https://www.thedailyisotope.com A satirical news site! Sat, 23 May 2026 21:59:57 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0.2 https://www.thedailyisotope.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/image-1-scaled-1-150x150.png pizza – The Daily Isotope https://www.thedailyisotope.com 32 32 Lawyer talk https://www.thedailyisotope.com/2026/05/23/lawyer-talk/ https://www.thedailyisotope.com/2026/05/23/lawyer-talk/#respond Sat, 23 May 2026 21:57:59 +0000 https://www.thedailyisotope.com/2026/05/23/lawyer-talk/ “[On the phone.] Yes. Yes. Yes, with extra sauce and cheese. [Hangs up]”

“Sauce and cheese? I take it you were ordering a pizza.”

“No, I was talking to my lawyer.”

“Your lawyer??? Why were you talking about sauce and cheese, then?”

“I was teaching my lawyer how to order a pizza.”

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