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					<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I&#8217;m afraid we&#8217;re dealing with the actions of The Dark Lord.&#8221; &#8220;Never heard of that individual.&#8221; &#8220;Oh, The Dark Lord is known by many other names.&#8221; &#8220;Like what?&#8221; &#8220;The Lord of the Infernal Realms.&#8221; &#8220;The Lord of the Infernal Realms. I see.&#8221; &#8220;And The Master of Darkness.&#8221; &#8220;Oh, I&#8217;ve heard of this one. So The [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p class="wp-block-paragraph">&#8220;I&#8217;m afraid we&#8217;re dealing with the actions of The Dark Lord.&#8221;</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">&#8220;Never heard of that individual.&#8221;</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">&#8220;Oh, The Dark Lord is known by many other names.&#8221;</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">&#8220;Like what?&#8221;</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">&#8220;The Lord of the Infernal Realms.&#8221;</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">&#8220;The Lord of the Infernal Realms. I see.&#8221;</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">&#8220;And The Master of Darkness.&#8221;</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">&#8220;Oh, I&#8217;ve heard of this one. So The Master of Darkness and The Dark Lord are one and the same?&#8221;</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">&#8220;Yes, they are.&#8221;</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">&#8220;Are there more names?&#8221;</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">&#8220;Yes. The Outhouse Shit Fly of Annoyance.&#8221;</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">&#8220;Really?&#8221;</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">&#8220;Yes, and Mr. Poopyhead.&#8221;</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">&#8220;Mr. Poop&#8230; Wait! What?&#8221;</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">&#8220;Also, Wibble Flibble Bong Bong.&#8221;</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">&#8220;Okay, now you&#8217;re just making shit up.&#8221;</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">&#8220;I swear I&#8217;m not!&#8221;</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">&#8220;I&#8217;m going to go back to my study now. Good luck with The Dark&#8230; er&#8230; I mean with Wibble Flibble Whatever.&#8221;</p>



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