“Tonight, folks, we have a special treat. We’re going to do an interview with a 350-year-old fly. It is really a great privilege to have you here tonight, fly. Please tell me, how do you feel?”

“aaaaarrrrrrrmmmmmfffffffffffflllllblbllblblbl…”

“That’s great to hear. I wish I’d feel like this too when I get to be your age. What advice do you have for the younger folks out there?”

“…”

“Hello?”

“…”

“Well, this was the interv… I mean… the funeral of a 350-year-old fly. Stay tuned for the news.”

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