“Is that the song ‘Three Little Farts’ playing on your radio?”
“Yes, I love that song.”
“Aha! Did your ears DARE listen to the notes of this song?”
“Er… I wouldn’t say that they dared, no.”
“Dammit!”
“But they did hear the song.”
“YES! I must FIGHT you to DEATH, then!”
“Why?”
“Scallywag! I OWN the rights to that song.”
“Oh, you wrote the song, or made the music?”
“Now, don’t be silly. I did none of this. I just, you know, own the RIGHTS.”
“Ah.”
“I’m picking copyright law as my WEAPON. What WEAPON do you choose?”
“Er… common sense?”
“Drats!”
“What?”
“You win. I cannot do anything against COMMON SENSE.”
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