Narration: On Thanksgiving eve, Gobble Gobble the turkey was headed for slaughter… when… unexpectedly… he was saved by the Johnsons whey they adopted him has their pet. Follow the adventures of Gobble Gobble the turkey in…

The Adventures of Gobble Gobble!

Son: Mooooom, Gobble Gobble did it again!

Mom: He did what, honey?

Son: He shat on my bed!

Laugh track: Ha ha ha ha ha ha….

Mother: Good god! Let me go get my pearls, so that I can grab them dramatically.

Laugh track: Ha ha ha ha ha ha….

Dad: Son, come over here.

Son: What is it, dad?

Dad: Let me first stuff my pipe of seriousness into my mouth so that you know that what I’m saying is serious. Nwww. Awaw flprt..

Son: Dad, I cannot make out what you are saying with that pipe in your mouth.

Laugh track: Ha ha ha ha ha ha….

Dad: [Takes the pipe out:] Alright, I’ll merely gesticulate with it then. So, as I was saying, Gobble Gob…

Son: Ouch! Why did you shove your pipe in my eye?

Dad: I was gesticulating, and your face was in the way. You know better than leaving your face in the way of my gesticulations, don’t you?

Laugh track: Ha ha ha ha ha ha….

Mom: Son, I think what your father was trying to say when you rudely interrupted him with your face is that Gobble Gobble has expressed with his excrement what we all think of you.

Son: I’m shit?

Mom and Dad, together: Yes. Ha ha ha ha ha…

Laugh track: Ha ha ha ha ha ha….

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