“I recommend that everyone use this trick,” says Susanne Smith, CNO, that’s Chief Nutrition Officer, at Smith Nutrition. Together with her husband and her newborn, she has 293 years of experience in nutrition.

“I have people coming into my office in tears, quite unable to lose weight,” she continues. “I feel for them, and this compels me to tell them about this one weird trick. Their minds are blown away after I tell them.”

Smith told us about how people spend hours exercising and dieting, without seeing any results. “Few people know about my trick,” she explains.

What’s her trick? She continues, “It is extremely easy to implement. My trick is this: take a dump before weighing yourself.” Smith reports that she can easily shave off the pounds if she takes a shit just before weighing herself.

Smith hopes that more people will drop a deuce prior to weighing themselves. “They can take a load off their mind by simply dropping a load into the toilet.”