Scientific studies indicate that within 100 years, cats will have eradicated humans. The lead scientist of the study, Xi Ming, explains, “The mouse models are quite clear. Within a hundred years, humans will be extinct because cats will have eradicated them, just like they do with mice.”

Asked about the wisdom of using a mouse model, Ming says, “It is well known that mouse models accurately replicates human biology. Besides, the rabbit models confirm what the mouse models have shown. We’re doomed!”

Columbia University’s John Fraser, professor of biology, disagrees. “If we use the pig model, or even better, the wolf model, then it is the cats that have a hard time. With the wolf model, especially, those cats don’t stand a chance.”

Ming scoffed at the notion. “When my cat looks at me, I can clearly see that he’s just waiting for me to die. They are going to take over the world. Just you wait!”

What do you think? Will cats eradicate humans within 100 years?