Dear Bib: I’ve been going to this dentist since WWII, but lately he’s taken up the bad habit of making appointments without my consent. Last week, he had the gall to go on a date without asking for my permission. Then, the next day, he had an appointment with his own doctor. Again, he did not ask me if he could do this. I cannot stand this, he should be available to me 24/7, or ask before making appointments with other people.
– Mental Dilemma

Dear Mental: I’m sorry that you’re dealing with someone who enjoys the freedom of making the dates he wants. You are quite correct that if he just goes on this or that appointment, then he might not be able to give you the care you seek. What world are we living in, if someone like you needs an emergency teeth cleaning, but cannot get it because his dentist is on a date? I suggest you draft a polyamory agreement in which you detail that he’s not to make appointments without your permission.
– Bib The Squib

This bit of satire was inspired by this article:

https://www.masslive.com/advice/2024/11/asking-eric-my-dentist-keeps-making-appointments-without-my-consent.html