Meet Jim Post, an ordinary man. Well, he used to be an ordinary man. That is, until, fate decided otherwise, for, you see, Jim was involved in a freak accident involving a photon beam.

Jim explains, “Yeah, I used to be this ordinary guy, you know. I had a wife, a house, a dog, a car, and so on and so forth. I worked as a clerk at the hardware store. Then, one day, we had a power outage. My colleague, Bob, was going around with his flashlight. That’s when he accidentally and freakishly pointed his flashlight at me. My world was forever changed.”

The photon beam from Bob’s flashlight transformed Jim. He explains, “At first, the photons were blinding me. However, my eyes adjusted. I developed this superpower and started seeing them.” The them Jim is referring to are extraterrestrials that only Jim can see.

He continues, “Their first message was one of deception. They told me, ‘Jim. It’s me, Bob.’ They even used Bob’s voice, but I’m not fooled. I don’t know why, but they are trying to deceive me into thinking they are Bob.”

Since this fateful night, Jim has been asking his wife to shine more photon beams into his eyes, so that he’d be able to commune with the deceitful extraterrestrials. He told us, “This time, they pretended to be my wife, but I’m still not fooled!”