A man, MrTorso, proved to a scammer, BigTits339, that he isn’t gay by agreeing to pay for a new laptop. The Daily Isotope was provided with a transcript of the exchange between BigTits339 and MrTorso.

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BigTits339: Let’s video chat. I wanna show you something.

MrTorso: Alright.

[MrTorso connects with BigTits339 through video chat.]

MrTorso: I can’t hear you.

BigTits339: Oh, the mic is busted.

MrTorso: I also don’t think you can hear me.

BigTits339: That’s because the speaker is also busted. I really need a new laptop. Maybe you can give me $1000 for a new one.

MrTorso: Wait… there’s a banner that showed up in your video saying that it was uploaded to a porn site. This is not even you! You’re just trying to scam me.

[MrTorso disconnects from video chat.]

BigTits339: I just need to replace my laptop.

MrTorso: No way! You’re a scammer.

BigTits339: Rejecting a beautiful woman like me! Are you gay?

MrTorso: I’m not gay!

BigTits339: Prove it!

MrTorso: I’ll send you $1000 right now! What’s the account?

BigTits339: Okay, the Bitcoin account is [redacted]. Prove to me that you are not gay!

[A little later.]

MrTorso: There! You’ve got your money! I’ve proven that I’m not gay.

BigTits339: True. You’re a straight dunce.

[BigTits339 disconnects.]