There is a new trend sweeping the world of musical entertainment. You’ve surely heard about pop music, but have you heard about the brand-new trend of poop music?

James Wilson, a poop music aficionado, explains, “See, I like to listen to music in the bathroom. You know, while I’m on the throne. Poop music fits the bill perfectly. It also helps with what I’m doing.”

Nancy Smith, also a connoisseur of poop music, told us, “Have you heard the Diarrhea of Saint George? Every single time it comes on, it makes me want to run to the bathroom for a number two. Exquisite!”

We went to a specialty shop to interview the owner, Bill Bones. He said, “Yeah, poop music is the new thing. Setting up shop was a bit complicated, however, because of all the bathroom you need for the customers. You don’t want to have someone doing their business right in the middle of the store.”